NEW JERSEY POLICE FIND -

[grumpybob]

New Jersey State Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles.

with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles,

4 grenade launchers, 2 tons of heroin,

$25 million in forged bills and a ring of 25 prostitutes

all in a housing project
behind the Camden Public Library.

Camden residents were stunned. A community spokesman said:

"We're shocked. We never knew we had a library!!"

[Bob Denman]

Wait a minute ...
they've got a LIBRARY??

[PrairieSpyder]

Poor New Jersey!

[Bob Denman]

Please... It's "Joisey"

[jerpinoy]

I'm sure the right to bear arm does not apply in this case.

[Chupaca]

and it's probably true..!!

[mindman]

In "Joisey" the right to bear arms is exercised by wearing a muscle shirt

[spydaman60]

In "Joisey" the right to bear arms is exercised by wearing a muscle shirt

or an underground bunker! can't wait till retirement----gooooodbyeee nj!

[bruiser]

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My feelings.


Saw that joke the other day but it was Detroit.

[spydaman60]

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My feelings.


Saw that joke the other day but it was Detroit.

you don't want to arm bears in nj, there's way too many of them!

[Bob Denman]

And you STILL have some morons down there who don't want them hunted...

[spydaman60]

And you STILL have some morons down there who don't want them hunted...

i don't exactly refer to them as morons, but i can't use the explicative here that i normally use! moron is just too nice of a name for them. i had a bear tip over my charcoal grill one night after we had just used it. lucky we were still awake and heard it go over or my insurance guy would have been building a new house for our kids. stayed up for two hours sitting with a garden hose in my hands spraying water on the deck and the leaves under it while the wife watched the bear about twenty yards away, licking bbq sauce off the grill. she didn't have a hose in her hands, she had a 300 weatherby. two of my friends houses have been broken into by bears. one having over twenty thousand dollars worth of damage done. the other just lost his freezer in the garage, and everything that was in it! man, look what you got me started on----- and when they catch one in the cities, they just bring them right up to us!!

[Spyder_Cowgirl]

i don't exactly refer to them as morons, but i can't use the explicative here that i normally use! moron is just too nice of a name for them. i had a bear tip over my charcoal grill one night after we had just used it. ......... one having over twenty thousand dollars worth of damage done. the other just lost his freezer in the garage, and everything that was in it! man, look what you got me started on----- and when they catch one in the cities, they just bring them right up to us!!

The following is true

My former boss used to live in the mountains outside Boulder, CO and bears are VERY common in that area. Several years ago, one of his neighbors heard some panicked screams coming from his neighbor's house -- the wife was at home alone and a bear had broken into the home through a glass door. She was trapped in the kitchen, and even though un-injured, could not get out of the house and away from the bear. So, dutiful neighbor heads over with his gun (sorry, don't know the details about type / caliber) and shoots the bear dead in the kitchen -- saving his neighbor's wife in the process. Well.... as it turns out Boulder County, CO has an ordinance that states it is illegal to shoot bears (they are a "protected" species). So, the guy was arrested and tossed in jail for killing this bear. I believe charges were dropped a few days later.

IMHO, he should have been given a medal rather than jail time!

Best Regards ... Ann

[Bob Denman]

Chuck,
I really didnt mean to start anything... Honest! I did kind of imagine that one PETA member or two might pop up for some target practice on me...
A 300 Weatherby?? 200 grain tips, or just the 180s?

[spydaman60]

Chuck,
I really didnt mean to start anything... Honest! I did kind of imagine that one PETA member or two might pop up for some target practice on me...
A 300 Weatherby?? 200 grain tips, or just the 180s?

180 grain nosler partitions. the more I thought about this situation, the more I thought she should have had the hose and me the gun. the gun was a ruger #1 (single shot)

[bruiser]

Chuck,
I really didnt mean to start anything... Honest! I did kind of imagine that one PETA member or two might pop up for some target practice on me...
A 300 Weatherby?? 200 grain tips, or just the 180s?

Bob, I think I started it with my joke. I do have that T shirt. But it's just a joke.

I camped a lot in the mountains of New Mexico and Colorado. I'm very familiar with bears. Many times we woke up in the morning and found bear tracks through the camp. And we usually slept outdoors in sleeping bags. We would hear the flatlanders down the canyon, yelling as the bears would tear the doors off their campers trying to get to food. Those morons would leave food scraps in trash cans outside their aluminum castles on wheels.

[Bob Denman]

Yup! They love all animals until they show up hungry and start taking things apart...
180 grain Noslers... Just about perfect!
As long as no neighbor's houses are in the way!
They'll rip through the typical Black Bear and happily speed towards the next target.
(I don't know what your neighborhood looks like!)

[boborgera]

The last bear we got at Beaverbrook NY, Was around 350lb, He was tagged in Jersey before a bear hunt was allowed in NJ, And transported to Ten Mile River in New York to be safe untill our hunting season started.........
45/70 500 grain....

[spydaman60]

The last bear we got at Beaverbrook NY, Was around 350lb, He was tagged in Jersey before a bear hunt was allowed in NJ, And transported to Ten Mile River in New York to be safe untill our hunting season started.........
45/70 500 grain....

believe it or not i've got a tc contender handgun that throws that load!!! just have to watch your right ear when it comes flying back at ya!

[Bob Denman]

You and me are gonna have to get together...
.375 JDJ!
It'll pitch a 220 gr at 2350 fps
and a 300gr at 2000...


But I've always wanted to shoot one of Thor's own hammers!

[bruisersbaby]

I may live in North Carolina, and have lived here for over 30 years. However, I was born and raised in New Jersey, and you can't take the Jersey out of the girl.

So, please let me make a little correction to the pronunciation of New Jersey. It depends on your location. If you live in central or southern New Jersey, it is pronounced 'Jersey'. That includes Camden, although I don't think I would go there anymore. Now, if you live in the northern part of New Jersey, close to New York, it is "Joisey".

This concludes your lesson on pronouncing New Jersey correctly, depending on the location. Thank you.

[Bob Denman]

You are; of course, correct.
joisey?? What exit??