Questions that Haunt me

[tconaagt]

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[Mexican]

Hmmm,,, very interesting questions!

[fastfraser]

I see winter came early and you have to much free time on your mind ! Great list of unanswered questions !

[tconaagt]

I see winter came early and you have to much free time on your mind ! Great list of unanswered questions !

Yes, unfortunatley there's snow on the ground & it's time to go back to winter mode for??months.

[vendit]

"Why do they call them apartments, when they are all together?"

"Why do we drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?"

What color does a smurf turn when you choke him?

[mosslips]

I love it!!! and yes, I tried to sing the two songs while my kids immediately answered yes when I asked them... they must take after their dad.

[Phil]

Steven Wright would be proud of this topic.


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[BentGamer]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

I think it goes to "Uncle Sam" otherwise known as organized crime.

[ARtraveler]

Good questions to contemplate over the winter.

[Bob Denman]

My head hurts... I think that I'll just hibernate until the dark spell is over...

[Spyderjockey]

This has always made me wonder: Why do things, like bread, that are soft when they are fresh get hard when they are stale and things, like crakers or cookies, that are hard when they are fresh get soft when they are stale? ! Just !!

[Bob Denman]

[boborgera]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Inflation!!

[Rayelljay]

Why do the most streamlined girls offer the most resistance...?

[Bob Denman]

Careful... This one could be answered in about a jillion ways that'd get somebody in trouble!

[canamjhb]

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box ? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're both dogs! If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

I found this old post and thought it is worthy of revisiting...... Jim

[BLUEKNIGHT911]

I found this old post and thought it is worthy of revisiting...... Jim

I just saw this post and got curious ..... except for ARtravler and you everyone else hasn't posted in years. ...... Mike

[ARtraveler]

Yes, this one goes back to 2011. My post was back in 2011...not recent. It looks like BK Canam..., and I are the only ones left from that "era."

[EdMat]

Yes, this one goes back to 2011. My post was back in 2011...not recent. It looks like BK Canam..., and I are the only ones left from that "era."

Glad you are still here and glad it got brought forward. Needed a laff today.

[Peter Aawen]

Yes, this one goes back to 2011. My post was back in 2011...not recent. It looks like BK Canam..., and I are the only ones left from that "era."

While none bar you 3 from the original batch of 2011 posters may not have posted anything much else recently, there's not too many of them who haven't looked in on the Forum occasionally/in the last year or so tho! So even if they're not riding &/or posting so much these days, they're still out there, juuust keeping an eye on us every now & then!

[ARtraveler]

While none bar you 3 from the original batch of 2011 posters may not have posted anything much else recently, there's not too many of them who haven't looked in on the Forum occasionally/in the last year or so tho! So even if they're not riding &/or posting so much these days, they're still out there, juuust keeping an eye on us every now & then!

And...we do appreciate those who do look in and check out the site every once in awhile. I was too lazy to go back and verify when the last time was that each poster was actually here. I have pretty good memory on ancient history here...just got lazy.

[wyliec]

I just saw this post and got curious ..... except for ARtravler and you everyone else hasn't posted in years. ...... Mike

I caught the date only after seeing Bob's name.