Missing---Joke Forum, so I'll just start a thread.

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[Cavman]

MEDICAL OBSERVATION

>
> First-year students at the Purdue School of Veterinarian Medicine were
> attending their first anatomy class with a real dead cow.
> They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with
> a white sheet.
> The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary
> medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
> The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving an animal’s body."
> For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
> in the butt of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
> "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
>
> The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but
> eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow
> and, sucked on it.......followed by assorted gagging, retching and spitting, etc.
>
> When everyone had finished wiping their faces, the Professor looked at
> them and said, "The second most important quality is observation.


> I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to
> pay attention. Life is tough but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

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[cuznjohn]

[Bob Denman]

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[cuznjohn]

[NautiBrit]

This pearl of knowledge may have escaped you.

In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine

In 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat, first.

Don't thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of knowledge.

[Bob Denman]

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmSkXZOA7Y

[cuznjohn]

[Bob Denman]

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[Bob Denman]

This one MIGHT be a little bit Political...
What the Heck: I support President Trump, and I think that it's funny as Hell!

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[PrairieSpyder]

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That barbed wire is kinda hostile, Bob. What are you really saying?

[Bob Denman]

But at least it's free-ranging barbed-wire!

[Bfromla]

That barbed wire is kinda hostile, Bob. What are you really saying?

Looks like the beginnings of a wall! & that pretty green grass might offend those without any.

[JerryB]

Hi cuznjohn,

Re: Why Tarzan yelled.


Back in high scholl the last line was: 'The vine, Jane; grab the vine.'



Jerry Baumchen

[Bob Denman]

I've always wondered about these ads. You've seen all the commercials.
But what really happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting
more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and
since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male
employees. She asked if she could help me.

I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist.
She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it
was that I needed to discuss,
I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of
professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is tough
for me to discuss, but here goes.
I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This
condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment.
I was wondering what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and this is
the absolute best we can do:

* 1/3 ownership in the store,
* a company pickup truck,
* a king size bed and
* $3,000 a month in living expenses."

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[Bob Denman]

We have figured out how to exact "Parking Lot Revenge..."

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[Bob Denman]

Deforestation is a serious problem...

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And you thought that Global Warming ws bad...

[cuznjohn]

We have figured out how to exact "Parking Lot Revenge..."

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i got a guy fired because of something like this. he was a arrogant person, and when i would take my mother shopping, i would drop her off, and park in the no parking zone, ans sit there in the car, till she came out. now this guy and i had a few words before. he would get upset if i sat in the car, and kept the motor running. he would ask me to shut the car off, and i would tell him to leave me alone. so after the 2nd or third time i yelled at him, i figured i would be nice, i would drop mom off, and back up to the end of the lot, and park with the motor running.
sure enough, he would walk over and tell me to shut the car off. i didn't want to hit him, so i parked the car, and went into the store like a good boy, and told the manager that he was going to have a hurt shopping cart guy, if he didn't leave me alone. the manager said to please stay calm, lots of people are complaining about him, but he can't find anyone to fill his job. so i kept quiet and waited for mom and left.
so one day i am sitting outside the store, and someone comes out and tells me my mom got hit in the head with a can, and i left the car, and went inside to get her. mom was short, she was reaching to get a can of tomato sauce off of one of the top shelves, and a few cans fell and hit her in the head. but being the thick headed Italian that she was, she insisted on getting the last few things she wanted, and to pay for everything and to go home. so i stayed with her. when we cam out of the store, i found my car just like in the picture, but nothing behind the car. the manager is watching my mom through the window, and he sees my car and me heading across the parking lot, and towards the guy. by the time the manager got out of the store, i had the guy by the jacket, and i was dragging him to the car. the manager talked me out of killing this guy, he yelled at him, and made him move the carts. when he moved them enough for me to get out, the manager told the guy to go punch out, and that he was fired. so that is my parking lot story

[Bob Denman]

But you've GOT to admit : it gets the message across!

[cuznjohn]

i hated that guy

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It is amazing how some s can you the off