Tony, age 92, and Carmella, age 89, living in Jersey City ,are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Tony suggests they go in.

Tony addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Tony: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Tony: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Tony: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Tony: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Tony: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Tony: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Tony: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Tony: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Tony: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Tony: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."