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02-17-2018, 01:44 PM
#3576
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02-17-2018, 06:53 PM
#3577
Very Active Member
2014 Copper RTS
Tri-Axis bars, CB, BajaRon sway bar & shock adjusters, SpyderPop's Bumpskid, NBV peg brackets, LED headlights and modulator, Wolo trumpet air horns, trailer hitch, custom trailer harness, high mount turn signals, Custom Dynamics brake light, LED turn signal lights on mirrors, LED strip light for a dash light, garage door opener, LED lights in frunk, trunk, and saddlebags, RAM mounts and cradles for tablet (for GPS) and phone (for music), and Smooth Spyder belt tensioner.
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02-19-2018, 10:39 AM
#3578
Originally Posted by PrairieSpyder
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02-19-2018, 10:50 AM
#3579
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02-19-2018, 10:54 AM
#3580
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by Bob Denman
It takes a man who is very "secure"; to use Crisco as a sex lube.
After all: isn't that the stuff that's called "shortening"?
It depends on who he is with. Crisco is also called lard, or "Fat In The Can"
If it ain't broke, don't break it.
IBA #47122
2020 RT Limited Asphalt Grey
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02-19-2018, 12:22 PM
#3581
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02-21-2018, 05:49 PM
#3582
Doing my part
For those scared to have a gun in their house.
I’m here to help remove your fears.
Do you hate guns?
Do you want them out of your life forever?
I am here to help you then.
I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place.
I normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to waive my normal fees because I care.
Free pickup service available under 500 miles but depending on the gun that distance can and will be increased.
Private message me today so your home can be a "gun safe" zone.
PM me for further instructions... I will make sure you remain anonymous... Do your part to feel safe as I’m willing to do mine to help you out.
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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02-21-2018, 06:02 PM
#3583
Okay, I'll bite. What's the joke?
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-21-2018, 06:13 PM
#3584
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02-21-2018, 06:56 PM
#3585
LOVE post #3577, damn he beat me to it!! Mac
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02-21-2018, 06:58 PM
#3586
Originally Posted by Bob Denman
Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-21-2018, 07:26 PM
#3587
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by UtahPete
Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
Yo, Pete!!
I think it's called sarcasm?
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02-21-2018, 07:29 PM
#3588
Originally Posted by kep-up
Yo, Pete!! I think it's called sarcasm?
THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?
He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?
And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.
Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
Last edited by UtahPete; 02-21-2018 at 07:35 PM.
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-21-2018, 07:41 PM
#3589
Yes, it was a joke
Originally Posted by UtahPete
THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?
He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?
And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.
Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
That is why it was in the Missing - Joke Forum. It was a joke I found on Facebook. By the way. Yes I own a pistol, a shot gun, and several riffles, but I am not a gun nut. Maybe a nut, but not a gun nut.
Last edited by Blue Star; 02-21-2018 at 07:44 PM.
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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02-21-2018, 07:44 PM
#3590
Originally Posted by Blue Star
That is why it was in the Missing - Joke Forum. It was a joke I found on Facebook.
You're still not explaining the humor part ....
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-21-2018, 07:47 PM
#3591
Originally Posted by UtahPete
You're still not explaining the humor part ....
I think you said it yourself. Why would someone have a gun if they were afraid of it, or did not want one in the first place. Maybe just a case of what I found funny you did not.
Is it Friday yet? ... Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm retired
Past bikes
2010 RS - Sold
2012 RT - Sold
2014 RT - Testing completed
2016 F3-T Audio package - Sold
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02-21-2018, 07:51 PM
#3592
Originally Posted by Blue Star
I think you said it yourself. Why would someone have a gun if they were afraid of it, or did not want one in the first place. Maybe just a case of what I found funny you did not.
Okay, I'll buy that. Thanks.
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-22-2018, 10:19 AM
#3593
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by UtahPete
THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?
He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?
And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.
Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
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02-22-2018, 10:31 AM
#3594
Very Active Member
When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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02-22-2018, 10:33 AM
#3595
Very Active Member
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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02-22-2018, 11:37 AM
#3596
Very Active Member
Originally Posted by UtahPete
Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
Totally agree with this Pete, this would be better in the "off-topic" board!
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02-22-2018, 12:08 PM
#3597
Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.
"I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life." |
Now THAT's funny!
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-22-2018, 12:09 PM
#3598
Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy
When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Funny!
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-22-2018, 12:10 PM
#3599
Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy
So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
Good call. I'm sorry.
2014 RTL Platinum
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02-22-2018, 12:30 PM
#3600
Originally Posted by Pirate looks at --
Totally agree with this Pete, this would be better in the "off-topic" board!
This is the "off-topic" board!
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