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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieSpyder View Post
    But now I wonder why he's called "Little" Johnny.

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    It takes a man who is very "secure"; to use Crisco as a sex lube.
    After all: isn't that the stuff that's called "shortening"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    It takes a man who is very "secure"; to use Crisco as a sex lube.
    After all: isn't that the stuff that's called "shortening"?
    It depends on who he is with. Crisco is also called lard, or "Fat In The Can"
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    If you say that to the wrong person: you'll be eating soup for a Month!
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    Default Doing my part

    For those scared to have a gun in their house.

    I’m here to help remove your fears.


    Do you hate guns?

    Do you want them out of your life forever?

    I am here to help you then.

    I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place.

    I normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to waive my normal fees because I care.

    Free pickup service available under 500 miles but depending on the gun that distance can and will be increased.

    Private message me today so your home can be a "gun safe" zone.


    PM me for further instructions... I will make sure you remain anonymous... Do your part to feel safe as I’m willing to do mine to help you out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Star View Post
    For those scared to have a gun in their house. I’m here to help remove your fears. Do you hate guns? Do you want them out of your life forever? I am here to help you then. I'm taking a stand and getting involved: if you or your friends have a pistol, revolver, shotgun or rifle looking to be removed, I will take it (permanently) and ensure it ends up in a safe place. I normally charge for this service, but I'm willing to waive my normal fees because I care. Free pickup service available under 500 miles but depending on the gun that distance can and will be increased. Private message me today so your home can be a "gun safe" zone. PM me for further instructions... I will make sure you remain anonymous... Do your part to feel safe as I’m willing to do mine to help you out.
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    I like his style...
    If you don't understand the joke: nobody could ever possibly explain it to you.
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    LOVE post #3577, damn he beat me to it!! Mac

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post
    I like his style... If you don't understand the joke: nobody could ever possibly explain it to you.
    Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
    Yo, Pete!!

    I think it's called sarcasm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kep-up View Post
    Yo, Pete!! I think it's called sarcasm?
    THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

    He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

    And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

    Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

    He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

    And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

    Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
    That is why it was in the Missing - Joke Forum. It was a joke I found on Facebook. By the way. Yes I own a pistol, a shot gun, and several riffles, but I am not a gun nut. Maybe a nut, but not a gun nut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Star View Post
    That is why it was in the Missing - Joke Forum. It was a joke I found on Facebook.
    You're still not explaining the humor part ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    You're still not explaining the humor part ....
    I think you said it yourself. Why would someone have a gun if they were afraid of it, or did not want one in the first place. Maybe just a case of what I found funny you did not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Star View Post
    I think you said it yourself. Why would someone have a gun if they were afraid of it, or did not want one in the first place. Maybe just a case of what I found funny you did not.
    Okay, I'll buy that. Thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    THAT is what I thought. But, I wanted to give the author the benefit of the doubt since it's supposed to be funny, right?

    He's saying that he will take a valuable piece of property off the hands of someone who, if they're either afraid of guns or don't like them, probably doesn't have one anyway. I still don't get the humor. Or the sarcasm either, since it's obviously aimed at those, like me, who don't see the need for one. So, why would I have a gun to give him in the first place?

    And, if I did have one and decided to get rid of it on principle I'm not going to keep it in circulation by giving it to a gun nut.

    Sorry, just not eliciting any guffaws from me. That's okay - most folks don't get my humor either.
    So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
    I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
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    When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

    They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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    A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

    "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    Maybe you have to be afraid of guns, or hate them. I'm not and I don't. So, what's the joke? Try me.
    Totally agree with this Pete, this would be better in the "off-topic" board!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy View Post
    A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger.

    "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
    Now THAT's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy View Post
    When I was younger I hated going to weddings, It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
    Funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatcycledaddy View Post
    So why is it if you own guns or like them you are a gun "nut", but if you own cars or motorcycles you are an "enthusiast"?
    I know a few people who own guns for investment purposes only, one has more than 150 guns, a lot of them have never been fired, and they increase in value quite rapidly, some much faster than others.
    Good call. I'm sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pirate looks at -- View Post
    Totally agree with this Pete, this would be better in the "off-topic" board!
    This is the "off-topic" board!
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