New, must-have accessory...

[ataDude]

... for the discerning nostalgia buffs.

Presenting the "ataDude Side-Kick", available in either chrome or black finish.

$659.00*, shipped to any location in the Continental U.S. Insurance extra.

Act now... don't be left behind. Supplies are limited.

*Stars available at extra cost. Send SASA for per-star pricing.

[Brevet05]

You might have too much time on your hands...

[Big Arm]

WOW !!!!! ..... Scotty ??????

[ataDude]

You might have too much time on your hands...

Hmmm... could be. I was out in the garage fiddling with the Valkyrie and found it... the "Side-Kick".

WOW !!!!! ..... Scotty ??????

Good idea! Scotty might need about 23 or so.

Please send me one of each, send invoice to Roaddog........

Sorry, but PayPal only. The linked Paypal email is thisischeapatanyprice@gogle.gov
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[Bersquack]

I'd like to have a right-sided one please!!!

[ataDude]

I'd like to have a right-sided one please!!!

That would a special order. The shipping date, due to extended manufacturing time, is estimated to be 12-12-2012. $500 special handling charge applies, payable in advance.

We would have to change the CNC mill's position by 180* to make that work but the forklift is currently out on loan. Sorry for the delay. Plus, Larry is on an extended vacation and Curly and Moe are pretty worthless without him.

[ataDude]

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Lamont... do I need to be a site sponsor before I can advertise this product?

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[ataDude]

Only 997 remaining (left side only).

[Magic Man]

Hey Jerry I have a few questions before I place my order?

Do you have to extend the cables with these? I'm sure they won't work without extending the cables?

Will they slip around?

Can I get ones 1/2 inch shorter?

Will I be able to install these myself?

My friend says these won't work, will they?

Can I get a discount on these because I have a pulse?

Didn't I see you had a special offer on these a year ago? Can I still get in on that?

Are you sure these will work on "MY" Spyder?

Welcome to the world of aftermarket product sales.



MM

[ataDude]

Hey Jerry I have a few questions before I place my order?

1. Do you have to extend the cables with these? I'm sure they won't work without extending the cables?

2. Will they slip around?

3. Can I get ones 1/2 inch shorter?

4. Will I be able to install these myself?

5. My friend says these won't work, will they?

6. Can I get a discount on these because I have a pluse?

7. Didn't I see you had a special offer on these a year ago? Can I still get in on that?

8. Are you sure these will work on "MY" Spyder?

Welcome to the world of aftermarket product sales.



MM

Hi, Evan. Thank you for your inquiry.

1. No, just pull hard.
2. Maybe.
3. Maybe. How much money do you have?
4. Maybe.
5. Maybe.
6. We don't discount due to having a "pluse". BTW, how'd you wind up with only one? Accident?
7. Sure. Last year's price was $999 plus shipping. How many did you want?
8. Maybe.

That wasn't hard! Feel free to call me at 1-888-sidekick at any time (between 3:00 p.m. and 3:02 p.m., CDT)

Thanks for your inquiry, Evan. Say "Hi" to Patti for me.
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[ataDude]

Sales are a little slow. I thinking of changing the name to "The Princess" and providing a trade-in allowance of $99.

[Magic Man]

How about making them a "Limited Edition" say 2500.

Then you could make about 3500 to sell.

MM

[Big Arm]

[Motza]

NMM your out of the loop!

I'll get a riser out of this! (4")

[Smylinacha]

Now that is most excellent!

[ataDude]

How about making them a "Limited Edition" say 2500.

Then you could make about 3500 to sell.

MM

Good idea! I could even put $1.50 worth of special stickers on them... at least for the first 3,500.

[NautiBrit]

I don't know what the big deal is.

Don't you guys know that the proper upgrade is a center stand.

It not only helps with parking, but can also be used to lube and adjust the rear "chain".

[ataDude]

I don't know what the big deal is.

Don't you guys know that the proper upgrade is a center stand.

It not only helps with parking, but can also be used to lube and adjust the rear "chain".

Shhhhhh. That's next on the list.

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[Firefly]

Someone said these were being recalled due to squeaking noise - is that true?

[ataDude]

Someone said these were being recalled due to squeaking noise - is that true?

Not yet. Just internet rumors.

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[ataDude]

1 Are these DOT approved?
2 Will it help fuel mileage?
3 Does it create any helmet buffeting?
4 Will it mess up my computer?
5 What will happen if the spring fails while I'm riding?
6 Will it affect cornering?
7 Can the "nanny" sense if it is down?
8 Does it work in the rain?
9 Can I put lights on it?
10 Does it require higher octane?

1. Approval pending.
2. Maybe, maybe not.
3. Some but not too bad.
4. Maybe... some Dells have been affected.
5. You're up that well-known creek.
6. Cornering is improved.
7. Nope. That costs extra.
8. Sometimes... smushed beer cans are recommended for mud.
9. If you want. Duct tape is recommended.
10. 110 av gas is adequate.

[Magic Man]

Will you have a Phantom Flat Black one for thousands more than the regular ones?

If I order one now with a $1000 deposit will it still take 9 months to come in?

Will it work with a windshield?

How much faster will it make my Spyder?

What kind of HP will it add to my Spyder.

Will it void my warranty?

Will it bother my neighbors?

Will it make me taller, thinner, richer, better looking?

MM

[rleathen]

Hey Jerry I have a few questions before I place my order?

Do you have to extend the cables with these? I'm sure they won't work without extending the cables?

Will they slip around?

Can I get ones 1/2 inch shorter?

Will I be able to install these myself?

My friend says these won't work, will they?

Can I get a discount on these because I have a pulse?

Didn't I see you had a special offer on these a year ago? Can I still get in on that?

Are you sure these will work on "MY" Spyder?

Welcome to the world of aftermarket product sales.



MM

Hey don't forget the "Hey I live in Canada and duty is hitting me very hard. How about a Canadian solution......hey ataDude when are you moving to Ontario" .

If you can't make poke fun of yourself then who can you poke fun of !!!

[bone crusher]

Hey...can I get one for free?...I'll show it to all my friends and they'll all order from you...while we're at it, if you send me your bike, I will ride that one around and build up necessary mileage for you so that it runs better. If not, can you send me that cool pipe? It'd look good in my garage...

When we're done, can you buy me dinner?

Thanks...I really like you a lot...

[zzneonzz]

I don't need these i have a SE5 I heard these were only for SM5's with failing parking brake