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  1. 06-15-2018, 06:13 AM #1
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    Default Impulse Control Is Everything

    I've done more than a couple of impulsive dumb things in life; then something like this comes along, and I realize I'm not doing all that bad!

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-get...230132450.html

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    I bet she was EXHAUSTed !!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Denman View Post



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    She can't be an idiot! She was right! Her head did fit! Smart Girl!
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    If it happened in California, the owner would now have to be required to make his exhaust, idiot proof. I found out long ago if you attempt to idiot proof something, it is just a sure fired way of finding a better idiot.
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    Did you see the next story?

    "Alligator kills woman while walking her dogs"

    Our crocodiles don't do dog walking...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaRon View Post
    She can't be an idiot! She was right! Her head did fit! Smart Girl!
    I will admit that her eyesight is good, and her skills at estimating sizes; if off the charts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BajaRon View Post
    She can't be an idiot! She was right! Her head did fit! Smart Girl!
    Has great spatial cognition; there must be a career that can use that talent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loisk View Post
    Did you see the next story? "Alligator kills woman while walking her dogs" Our crocodiles don't do dog walking...
    No, only alligators can multi-task.
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    Default Yikes...!!!

    Really..!! does make one wonder about ones future... that tid-bit is gonna follow her around in life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    Has great spatial cognition; there must be a career that can use that talent.
    She could either be a Surveyor, or an Exhaust pipe test-fitter!
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    Wonderful! Keep the comments coming. I don't have a good one yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahPete View Post
    Has great spatial cognition; there must be a career that can use that talent.

    Her spatial skills aren't all that special! If they were great she would have known that her head would fit but not come out!!!!
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    That's a good point; a very good point!
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    They were ALL a BUNCH of dummies. All they needed to do (after they stopped laughing) was to squirt a lot of WD40 up around her ears. That would have saved both the tail pipe and the fire departments time. And, she probably could have gone on her merry drunken way avoiding an underage drinking ticket....
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    “We were just all having fun and I saw this big exhaust pipe and I was like, ‘Hey, my head could probably fit in that,’”


    Well, sounds like a reasonable thought process
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    i think she was a terrorist trying to blow up the car.
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    I have another theory :

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    "McLeod County Sheriff’s Office cited her for underage drinking" This is all that needs to be said...
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    Wonder if it started with "Here, hold mah beer"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoilerAnimal View Post
    Her spatial skills aren't all that special! If they were great she would have known that her head would fit but not come out!!!!
    My dogs and cats use their whiskers to figure out whether an opening is big enough for them. I guess this gal shaved off her beard too early...
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