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Mother-in-law Joke
A married couple were in a terrible accident in which the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, ”Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”
“My darling,” he replied, ”Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”
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Now that's a good one! Thanks.
Toby
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Originally Posted by wyliec
I don't know about others, but I never read the joke thread you are referring to. For some reason I like the individual joke threads.
you're missing some funny stuff
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I did not see that one coming. Good one.
RE: The joke thread. It has got to be pretty long by this time. Lot's and lots of jokes. I find myself checking it out once and awhile, but will admit, one of the few threads that I have NOT read from start to finish.
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