What do women think when they see a man they like?

[PrairieSpyder]

Women:

He is very good looking, I wonder if he would be sensitive to my needs?
Does he have a romantic streak?
Will he be able to cry over a great gift or a romantic movie?
Will he anticipate my moods and surprise me with flowers for no reason?

Mister P nailed it.

Other ponderings might be..

Can he cook?
Does he like to ride Spyders?
Does he have a sense of humor?

If Mister P nailed it, I'd also wonder if the guy is gay!

If not, then I'd add to Yazz's list:
Can he dance?

[Bob Denman]

If not, then I'd add to Yazz's list:
Can he dance?

Does a well-honed sense of humor count?
Because watching me dance is usually funny as Hell!

[mowin]

Well, if the woman is younger, "he's so hot"

Little older and wiser, " wonder what his credit score is?"

[Cindy-TricLED]

This thread made me chuckles.. a lot of funny response

[MisterP]

If Mister P nailed it, I'd also wonder if the guy is gay!

If not, then I'd add to Yazz's list:
Can he dance?

I am certainly not gay, but I am an average dancer.

[Yazz]

Joy,
I only can muster two affirmative answers; for the seven questions...
Does that mean that my goose has already been cooked?

Bob, it depends if you know how to cook a goose properly.

If Mister P nailed it, I'd also wonder if the guy is gay!

Mr. P type guys are few and far between. Bet his wife is a happy lady.

I've have some gay gentlemen friends, and there's a difference.

If not, then I'd add to Yazz's list:
Can he dance?

Ooooo... I missed that one! If you like to dance, you need a partner...

[LateLifeCrisis]

can't touch this

And if you're smart, you won't................(La-la-la-la-la)

[IdahoMtnSpyder]

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed,
tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy lube,
stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,
pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,
toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,
return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl,
show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend,
implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel,
ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce,
aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify,
sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,
embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,
locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate,
repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for,
die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit,
enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle,
snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate,
spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify,
take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,
mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk,
keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize,
brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax,
ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize
and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.

[MisterP]

Someone commented that my wife must be very happy.

She will be, but I found out it's with another guy. We are getting divorced after 32 years.

I am am keeping the Fat White Chick so I will get the better deal.

[SPECTACUALR SPIDERMAN]

HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed,
tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffy lube,
stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite,
pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,
toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave,
return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl,
show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend,
implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel,
ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce,
aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify,
sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil,
embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug,
locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate,
repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for,
die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit,
enlist, pine, cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle,
snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate,
spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify,
take her places,
scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence,
diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip,
flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather,
mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk,
keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize,
brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax,
ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize
and worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.


HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME

Show up naked.

i find this extremely offensive

[Deer Slayer]

A cane and a big wad on money!

[Bob Denman]

Bob, it depends if you know how to cook a goose properly.

My goose is ALWAYS cooked!!

[Bob Denman]

Someone commented that my wife must be very happy.

She will be, but I found out it's with another guy. We are getting divorced after 32 years.

I am am keeping the Fat White Chick so I will get the better deal.

I'm sorry to hear that this is happening to you...

[UtahPete]

Someone commented that my wife must be very happy. She will be, but I found out it's with another guy. We are getting divorced after 32 years.
I am keeping the Fat White Chick so I will get the better deal.

I'm sorry this is happening to you and hope it leads to a happier life for both.

[Lew L]

I miss my ex--------- but my aim is getting better...............


It may be for the best for you ( was for me and she wasn't cheatin). Let the new door open and boldly step through it. Keep your head up!!!


Don't let divorce cause ------------------------ Kaos

[ThreeWheels]

All I can say is, if I had a dollar for every woman that found me unattractive, I wouldn't BE unattractive.

[PrairieSpyder]

Someone commented that my wife must be very happy.

She will be, but I found out it's with another guy. We are getting divorced after 32 years.

I am am keeping the Fat White Chick so I will get the better deal.

[ofdave]

when a woman says a man has a nice butt, she really means
"wow, look at that thick wallet!"

[Bob Denman]

when a woman says a man has a nice butt, she really means
"wow, look at that thick wallet!"

I guess that taking a wad of Kleenex, and stuffing it into your wallet ; is now considered a fair game to play!

[MisterP]

I guess that taking a wad of Kleenex, and stuffing it into your wallet ; is now considered a fair game to play!

remember that the potato goes in front...

[Bob Denman]

This all reminds me of a joke.

At a noted University, the Language Arts Department was having their annual Holiday Dinner party.
A conversation about word usage was rapidly turning into a loud debate...
One of the Professors loudly asked if anyone in the room could explain the difference between the words, "Completed", and "Finished".
All of his esteemed colleagues were stumped: they did not know what to say.
Finally, one of the wait-staff spoke up...
"My Mama told me that when a man marries the right woman: he is completed."
"But if he marries the wrong woman: he's finished!"
"And if he gets caught in bed with the wrong woman: he's done for!"

[Bob Denman]

[Rogue Hawk]

I am certainly not gay, but I am an average dancer.

Do you dance like this?

[Bob Denman]

[PrairieSpyder]

Do you dance like this?