Alzheimer's test----good luck
Alzheimer's
Test for Modern Seniors
How fast can you guess these words
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
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Answers:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PANTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
You got all 6 wrong....didn't you?
Don't worry. You don't have Alzheimer's. You are just a pervert
Home Depot Scam, be careful out there.
I got caught in the Home Depot scam recently. It's a variant of the old squeegee scam they used to pull in NYC at street corners.
I was coming out of Home Depot and there were three girls wearing skimpy outfits washing my car.
I figured, damn, they want money.
I got to the car and told them to stop, and I wasn't going to give them any cash.
They said no problem, all they wanted was a ride to the next Home Depot.
Being that they were young and attractive, I figured what the heck.
They hopped in the car and I drove them to the Home Depot in the next town.
When I stopped the car in the parking lot they refused to get out.
They got real down and dirty with me (wink wink nudge nudge)
After that they thanked me and got out.
When I got home, I found out they had lifted my wallet and stole my money!!!
This happened to me last Saturday, Sunday and Monday.
I couldn't find them Tuesday but found them in the Lowes on Wednesday.
Incidentally, Wall-Mart has a sale on Nylon wallets.